Big Brother Nudity

Rachel Rice gets caught out giving an inadvertent nipple slip as she plays with her tits while sunbathing in the Big Brother garden. OK, she’s probably just applying some sun lotion, but as we all know, that’s just an excuse for women to fondle themselves. Big Brither nudity is a bit sparse so far in season 9, so over the next few days we’ll be revisiting some golden Big Brother nudity from housemates past to keep us going

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Lisa shows off a fine pair of tits in this saucy pic taken when she was a contestant on TV show Kitchen Criminals. Seems her real-life partner, and fellow housemate on Big Brother 9, Mario, decided to take a few topless pics, which have now hit the internet, and from which this one is the pick of the bunch. Not bad at all for a 40 year old

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Housemate Bex was the first of Big Brother 9 to go topless after a game of truth or dare, when she stripped down to her thing and jumped into the pool.

As you can see from the pic, she doesn’t have the greatest tits in the world, though they are a decent size, and most importantly, she has now got the ball rolling for some of the other housemates to show the skin in Big Brother 9.

Big Brother Nudity has a habit of snowballing once the initial skin showing comes into play, so now we should be able to sit back and relax as these attention seeking exhibitionists flaunt themselves in a bid to become famous.

Well that didn’t take too long. The winner was Stephanie, who treated the crowd to a very revealing upskirt flash In second place was God-fearing housemate Sylvia Barrie, who in spite of her christian values and religious mindset, gave everyone a glimpse of her knickers, and a bit of cleavage to go along with it, in the shot below.

Not quite as daring as the likes of Stephanie, who incidentally is described as ’sex mad’, but a welcome, and unexpected gusset flash nonetheless

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And a pretty weird looking bunch most of the contestants are. We’ll not bother with the men, as we aren’t really interested in seeing them nude, and instead will concentrate on the 3 female contestants most likely to show some skin by going topless or nude in the big brother house for series 9.

Here we meet Lisa Appleton, a 40 year old sales rep for a beauty/tanning company, and with the added fact that she has had a boob job - as we all know, those with boob jobs love showing them off, and we feel Lisa will be keen to show that she looks good at 40. Her real-life partner is also on the show as a contestant, so it’s odds-on they’ll be enjoying some full blown sex in the house, which hopefully the cameras will catch.

She is quoted as saying she is in the Big Brother house to “unlock my inhibitions” - and we make her the lively favourite to shed her clothes first.

Next up is 20 year old Welsh girl Rachel Rice, who we have down as 2nd favourite to go topless or nude. The reasoning? Well, she was runner-up in a local beauty contest, beaten by none other than Big Brother 7’s Imogen Thomas. Imogen Thomas, you may recall, is the Big Brother contestant that had her downright filthy home sex tape published on the internet. Coincidences are abundant in life, and we reckon Rachel will be exposed in one way or another

19 year old stunner Stephanie McMichael is next on our list of the most likely Big Brother topless or nude housemate, as she is apparantly sick of people who accuse her of having a boob job, and says her boobs are 100% real. In our experience, that usually means getting them out to prove a point, especially when in her own words, she wants to become the most famous Big Brother contestant in the show’s history.

So there you have it - our top 3 tips for the latest in a long and glorious tradition of the best in Big Brother Nudity - Let battle commence!